MANUFACTURER'S RECALL NOTICE 1

Regardless of Make or Year or Tithe amount, all units known as "human beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer.2 A malfunction in the original prototype units coded named "Adam"3 and "Eve," have resulted in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.4 This defect technically termed "Serious Internal Non-morality," is more commonly known as "SIN."

Symptoms of the SIN defect include, but are not limited to:

• Loss of direction
• Lack of peace and joy
• Depression
• Foul vocal emissions
• Self-centeredness
• Ingratitude
• Fearfulness
• Rebellion
• Jealousy5
  
  

The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service FREE of charge to correct the SIN defect.6 The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.7

TO REPEAT! ... There is no fee required! The entire costs have been borne by the manufacturer.

The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R.8

Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.9

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, into the inner HEART component of the human unit.10

Once the inner Heart Component has been changed, through the Manufacturer's ATONEMENT provision, the unit will be able to function according to the Manufacturer's design and intent. It will literally be a BRAND NEW UNIT!11

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus Christ will replace it with:

• Love
• Joy
• Peace
• Kindness
• Goodness
• Faithfulness
• Gentleness
• Patience
• Self-control12
• Freedom from the curse13
• All good things to enjoy14
  
  

Please see the Operating Manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes.15

As an added upgrade and brand new feature, the Manufacturer has made available to all units Direct Monitoring Assistance (DMA) from the Resident Maintenance Technician, THE HOLY SPIRIT.16 The restored units need only make Him welcome and accept His Word and He will take up permanent residence on the premises.17


WARNING:
Continuing to operate a human being unit without these corrections voids the Manufacturer's Warranty, exposing the unit to FIRE,18 and other dangers and problems too numerous to list and WILL ultimately result in the destruction of the human unit.19

Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.20 Please assist by notifying others of this most important recall notice.21

God bless you, always! 22


Joy in the journey,

Danny

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Manual References:
1. Acts 17:30-31
2. Genesis 6:6
3. Genesis 5:2
4. Romans 5:12
5. Romans 3:10-18; Galatians 5:19-21
6. Romans 6:23
7. Isaiah 53:6; 1 Peter 3:18
8. Romans 10:11-13; Jeremiah 33:3
9. Mark 1:14-15; Acts 17:30
10. Romans 10:9-10
11. 2 Corinthians 5:17
12. Galatians 5:22-24
13. Galatians 3:13-14
14. 1 Timothy 6:17
15. 2 Timothy 3:16-17; Colossians 3:16
16. John 14:16-17; Romans 8:14
17. Acts 2:4; Galatians 3:2
18. Matthew 25:41-46; Revelation 20:15
19. 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9
20. 2 Corinthians 6:2
21. Mark 16:15
22. Hebrews 6:10